Sun, Apr. 10th, 2005, 07:57 am
CAPITALIST COWS
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell 1 & buy a bull. The herd multiplies & the economy grows. You sell them & retire on the income.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell 1 & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. When it dies of exhaustion you invade Jersey.
ISLAMIC CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You hide dynamite in their horns & create bovine suicide bomber. They blow up accidentally. You have 2 martyrs but no cows.
FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
JAPANESE CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You redesign them to be one tenth the size of a normal cow & produce 20 times the milk. You then create Cowkimon Cow Cartoons & market them worldwide.
GERMAN CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
BRITISH CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
SPANISH CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
HEBREW CAPITALISM: You have 200 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
CHINESE CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who reported the numbers.
WELSH CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. The 1 on the left is rather cute. |
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